Okay, Donald, we need to talk. Not about foreign policy.
About your spray tan.
Seriously, with all due respect, this is not a good look. (We can see the tanning bed goggle lines, dude! Come on!) And don’t even get me started on your spray tan that resides on top, not to mention that contour powder or makeup of some sort. You need help. And I’ve got the solution. And you don’t even need to give me a cabinet position. Although Secretary of Skincare has a nice ring to it….
You are proud of your Scottish heritage, so let’s show it off! The Scots typically have beautiful skin, usually on the drier side, but still can be fair and glowing. You need to show yours off. Let’s bring it out and show the world what you’re really made of!
How do you do this? Simple: EXFOLIATE!!!
Scrub this orange off now. Like right this minute. Use the exfoliating cleanser as mentioned before. Then use it again. A double washing is a must for everyone, but you, in particular need to scrub hard. If that is tan skin under there, well, that is damaged skin and it needs all kinds of love. You are in luck since I know some skincare products that are multi-tasking. Since you are already using a Vitamin C Serum, let’s get you started on your night regimen. It can be so easy. I have to imagine Melania has hers down pat? She is gorgeous, looks natural and has super smooth skin under all that beautiful makeup. I have no doubt she has a multi-step plan each night that she implements.
Since your skin has seen so much sun, the collagen and elastin has become lax and some sagging has started. A multi tasking botanically based cream and serum working together will help reduce sagging and tighten the skin and provide super hydration. The anti-oxidants in these products will help support your skin’s health and natural lipid-based barrier.
But in the off chance you do have an obsession with eating carrots that is turning you orange, (but would be great for your eyes!) it really is showing up on your skin. It happens! Ease up, and try an apple. Between this orange look, the saggy skin and your hardcore immigration policies, you are only making Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau look even hotter!
I can’t WAIT to see what’s been laying under all that orange. People will actually talk about your policies and not be distracted by your orange tint!
In Part 4,
we are going to wrap this up for President Trump....
Caprice Arkell is the co-founder of Caprice Clinical, a company that imports and distributes, Thelavicos, a Korean luxury cosmeceutical skincare brand. Caprice Clinical also offers a cutting edge social media platform and resource to accounts to drive business, sell services and skincare. As a licensed esthetician and an expert in the clinical aesthetic industry, Caprice specializes in helping medically directed facilities with their skincare products. See more at: www.CapriceClinical.com